(Source: iraffiruse, via motelhair)
If I were an A-hole I’d watch the Mets game
Because I’m cursed in these things.
(Source: blackadder, via itchyscabs)
why are so many fugly girls getting married before me
(Source: n3ko, via apocalypsesafari)
Albino Chinese Cobra(Naja atra)
guess what i’m the meanest human alive
