my brother:do you think when david attenborough is in the soundbooth and pronounces izores "eezorz" the producers call him out? then he responds "i'm david attenborough bitches! i'll pronounce things how i want and you will like it!"
5 minutes later:he just said pani-MA, he is just screwing with us right?
tonight i’m laying in bed watching seinfeld with the dude. and my septum ring falls out. not out onto the bed, out and up into my nasal cavity. tyler doesn’t think it could have possibly gone UP my nose, so we tear up the bed looking for it. but sure enough, i can feel it right in there. so i just have to lean forward and blow my nose really hard until it pops out. i’m not gonna wear my septum ring for a while.
sometimes i want to strangle tyler because so often he’s such a pain in my ass. but then he gets sleepy & buries his stupid head into my neck & i think “meow at me all you want, weird boy, you are perfect.”