2011: first whole year with tyler jeffrey, ralphed on someone at a lady gaga concert, found out i hate having an office job, tried and failed growing out my hair, rewatched every season of 30 rock, welcomed 2 new nephews to this dumb world and overslept a bunch.
getting ready to ring in 2012 watching movies and eating pizza with my dude, getting paid to babysit while the girl who does my hair gets buck-wild. feeling like it’s a good omen for the new year.
i don’t get why people say the female form is beautiful and boy bodies are gross. i think peeners are awesome. i love my boyfriend’s hairy belly & tough thighs. other girls annoy me just on a human level but i especially think pretty much all boobs are stupid. i would probably make a super bad lesbian.