in the last half hour i’ve been cc’d on 8 emails between my entire family about which brother is going to beat the other brothers at goldeneye on sunday
so good. always.
my boyfriend won’t get his hair cut because haircuts make him nervous which is the same problem my brother is having with his 3 year old.
NO THANKS GUMMY VITAMINS i’ll just take them in pill form like a normal fucking adult
am i the only one wondering why nick santino didn’t just move instead of euthanizing his dog and then killing himself out of guilt?
seriously. that boy. heart heart heart heart heart
unpopular opinion: i hate game of thrones
i totally want to pay off my car & buy nice things for other people but i REALLY want fake boobs
i’m so pumped to be on vacation but i miss tylerrrrr :(
the best part about portlandia is the people who like it are the people it’s making fun of. that show can suck a fat pair of balls.
YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY FIRED YOUR LAST SHOT
answering all the work emails i’ve been ignoring all week and just telling them to talk to someone else. quitting rulez
if i have to be in a bad mood i’m taking the rest of you down with me i’m about to post a picture of my leggings pulled up to my bra
keep calm & quit making those fucking posters