February 2012
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in the last half hour i’ve been cc’d on 8 emails between my entire family about which brother is going to beat the other brothers at goldeneye on sunday
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January 2012
205 posts
my boyfriend won’t get his hair cut because haircuts make him nervous which is the same problem my brother is having with his 3 year old.
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NO THANKS GUMMY VITAMINS i’ll just take them in pill form like a normal fucking adult
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am i the only one wondering why nick santino didn’t just move instead of euthanizing his dog and then killing himself out of guilt?
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seriously. that boy. heart heart heart heart heart
unpopular opinion: i hate game of thrones
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home :)
i totally want to pay off my car & buy nice things for other people but i REALLY want fake boobs
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i’m so pumped to be on vacation but i miss tylerrrrr :(
the best part about portlandia is the people who like it are the people it’s making fun of. that show can suck a fat pair of balls.
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YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY FIRED YOUR LAST SHOT
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answering all the work emails i’ve been ignoring all week and just telling them to talk to someone else. quitting rulez
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if i have to be in a bad mood i’m taking the rest of you down with me i’m about to post a picture of my leggings pulled up to my bra
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ask me things on my biology blog →
keep calm & quit making those fucking posters
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