one kid’s nickname was cash money
like somebody spilled beer in the bathroom and they were like oh no zach’s flat iron
i just went to this party where they were playing dubstep and the boys had flat iron and notches shaved into their eyebrows did you know those people exist
nosebleedhooligans asked: I don't trip out on reggae and 311 and none of that cheap stoner shit though. I'm listening to My Bloody Valentine. Is that kind of grown up at least?
nosebleedhooligans asked: a lump or two, and there goes the day with fucking chores undone.
nosebleedhooligans asked: MOVE TO CALIF AND TAKE THE HUBBY WITH YOU IF HE LIKES SUPERTROOPERS. EVERYBUDDY LIKES IT. SORRY FOR THE CAPS IT'S ALL SUNNY I CANT FIND CAPS. JUST referecnce Club Dread from now on, meth country USA owns Broken Lizard now, cept for Club Dread. Long live coconut pete!!!!
coagulates: I’M SO FUCKIN EXCITED THIS IS ON MY DASH AGAIN
how mad would you be if tyler perry was banksy
so as soon as i post on facebook how much i love super troopers the only people to comment on it were my dumb cousin and this boner from elementary school and now i’m wondering wait is super troopers not cool
is there an appropriate way to ask who someone’s baby daddy is because a lot of times i don’t know
nosebleedhooligans asked: you didn't pick Bruce Chen ;(
guess what the bouncing souls are cool forever
thedreamersball: FOLLOW MY FASHION BLOG WHERE EVERYONE LOOKS HOMELESS AND I MAKE MY FRIENDS WEAR SHIRTS WITH PATTERNS ON THEM STRAIGHT OUT OF OLD SPANISH TEXTBOOKS SOMETIMES I TAKE PICTURES OF THEM SMOKIN WED LOTS OF WED 420 SKATE TIL I DIE OR AT LEAST SCUFF MY 5 PANEL DORK HAT WOLF GANG
my dad said i could go with him tomorrow to get his surgery stitches out omg