July 2012
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I’m exhausted just watching the olympic highlights
so I’m in roomful of boys listening to frank zappa and I really wish I had more girl friends
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nascar game show host: I got a couple thousand crawfish I mean dollars to give away
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nascar game show host: I don't lie
nascar game show host: except to women
blaineandersonscock:
butts butts
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i’m pretty much done with every fucking human
all I want in a dude is someone to buy me new boobs
does anyone else get feeling way sexy watching the league
drinking during aerobics
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i hate today
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my brother: you know that scene in ace ventura 2 where he's hiding in that rhino, and then when he climbs out it looks like he's being birthed? that's probably one of the funniest scenes in cinematic history.